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Girls' Horoscopes

By Serina Fang

LO: Lucky Object        ULO: Unlucky Object

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

LO: Mood rings ULO: Earmuffs

Someone is madly in love with you Capricorn, but you’re causing them frustration and uncertainty by being utterly oblivious. It’s all right though! Take a look around you, and once you find this secret admirer, you’ll like them back as well.

 

Aquarius 1/20-2/18

LO: Keys ULO: Hot dogs

You are floating on a cloud of creativity Aquarius! Change is coming, and you are leading the way. Speak up more, so others will know exactly what you have to bring to them. Life is definitely getting better and better, so take charge and make the most of it now!

 

Pisces 2/19-3/20

LO: Guitars ULO: Televisions

An old friend, Pisces, misses you. Perhaps you haven’t thought of them much. Maybe you are out of touch with them, but now is a time for reunions. Reconnect with your friends and bring back smiles and laughs.

 

Aries 3/21-4/19

LO: Rain boots ULO: Flowers

Due to the unlucky angle Mercury is making to Saturn, you are in high danger of falling seriously ill. The flu season is almost upon us, and you should stay healthy by eating well and exercising more.

 

Taurus 4/20-5/20

LO: Aromatic candles ULO: Stovetops

So far, academic life has been wearing you down Taurus. Don’t worry because your grades will start picking up very soon. You’ll be successful in subjects you’ve previously struggled in and ace all your tests with minimal effort.

 

Gemini 5/21-6/21

LO: Plastic lightsabers ULO: Fishnet tights

Mars is making an unlucky conjunction to Jupiter, so somebody dangerous is plotting to harm you. You might want to watch out for that. On a more positive note, a conflict with a close friend or lover will be resolved soon.

 

Cancer 6/22-7/22

LO: Tuna sashimi ULO: Stuffed animals

Good luck is smiling on you, Cancer! You will receive a lot of unexpected money, make a lot of new friends, and finally go out on a date with that person you’ve been lusting after all the time. But watch out, because serendipity won’t last very long, so make the most of your short period of good luck.

 

Leo 7/23-8/22

LO: Hot spiced cider ULO: Binders

You are stressed out from work and tired of life recently. To regain your energy, you should take a break. Give yourself a lazy day, curl up with a nice book or watch a favorite television show.

 

Virgo 8/23-9/22

LO: Lavender bath salt ULO: Cell phones

You are feeling out of sync with your family and friends right now, so spend some time alone. Some time away from the spirited pulse of your social life will allow you to recharge and recover.

 

Libra 9/23-10/22

LO: Glitter ULO: Scissors

Your opinions are valid and correct, but nobody will appreciate them. Nobody seems to pay much attention to you lately. A bit of change is perfect right now. Break out of your daily routine and try something new so people will notice you.

 

Scorpio 10/23-11/21

LO: Champagne flutes ULO: Chewing gum

Talk to that stranger, and don’t be intimidated. Chances are they feel the same way about you as well. Use your great energy to break the ice. You may make a new friend!

 

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

LO: Avocados ULO: Feather boas

Your love life is taking a definite upward spin, whether you know it or not. Perhaps the person you secretly like also likes you back, and they’ll make themselves known to you first.

Boys' Horoscopes

By Douglas Wong

LO: Lucky Object – ULO: Unlucky Object

Capricorn – 12/22 – 1/19

LO: Glass        ULO: Coffee  

            You aren’t feeling yourself. You are doing something very wrong, and you know it. Stop right now and get back to yourself.

 

Aquarius – 1/20 – 2/18

LO: Milk         ULO: Pennies

            Money is certainly an issue for you. Your parents aren’t doing well financially, so stop asking for more money. Help out your parents; get a job, and stop spending so much!

 

Pisces – 2/19 – 3/20

LO: Rubber bands       ULO: Microphones

            You are unaware of what’s going on around you. Get out your eyes and listening ears. Believe it or not people are losing respect for you because of this.

 

Aries – 3/21 – 4/19

LO: Pencils     ULO: Bananas

            You express yourself way too much. There are certain problems you should tell to your friends, but not personal problems such as talking about a sick relative or a person you like can back fire. They may even use these things against you. People that do not truly know you are going to judge and assume the worse.

           

Taurus – 4/20 – 5/20

LO: Horned rimmed glasses    ULO: Yellow backpacks

            You’re hurting, not physically but mentally. Someone has done something to hurt you. Get comfort from your friends; they are always there for you in your time of need.

 

Gemini – 5/21 – 6/21

LO: Watches   ULO: Stereos

            You are working hard in everything you do. Keep it up, but you’re missing something. Find it, whether it’s romance or something you really want. Go for it! The support will come from your friends and family. It is now only up to you to get it done.

Cancer- 6/22 – 7/22

LO: Cups        ULO: Leeks

            You are being a bit snappy to everyone. Ease up a little bit. The ones that really care about you are being offended because of your attitude. If you don’t stop, you may lose them.

 

Leo – 7/23 – 8/22

LO: Water       ULO: Tennis balls

            The hunger to buy new clothes and technology is making you look materialistic. Stop buying so much! Too much flash brings the wrong attention.

 

Virgo – 8/23 – 9/22

LO: Bells         ULO: Lamps

            You are surprisingly fine. The problems you have are being worked out at different paces, slowly or quickly, it does not matter; it’s getting done. Enjoy life and keep up the good work!

 

Libra – 9/23 – 10/22

LO: Television            ULO: Bracelets

            Someone admires you and is always trying to get your attention. Stop ignoring them and give them a chance! You won’t regret it!

 

Scorpio – 10/23 – 11/21

LO: Rabbits    ULO: Gummy Worms

            You aren’t feeling lucky for once. Though you think you’re taking a chance, go for it anyways. You won’t truly know what would happen without at least trying. In the end the outcome will always be on the optimistic side once you realize what experience it has given you.

 

Sagittarius – 11/22 – 12/21

LO: White boards       ULO: Wooden planks

            You are being paranoid. You just can’t stop yourself from thinking about that one large problem. Ignore it for now; you have plenty more important activities, like school to worry about. By the time the problem rises back up, you will be able to figure out the solution to it.