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by Stephanie Chu

LO: Lucky Object

ULO: Unlucky Object

 

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

LO: two dollar bills

ULO: umbrellas

Author Robert Heinlein wrote, “Progress isn’t made by early risers; it’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.” Too bad this isn’t the case for you. Time is on your side, but that doesn’t mean you should procrastinate! Manage your time wisely and you will get everything done on time with some time leftover for yourself. If you’re not willing to do the work, you won’t get the results you desire.

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Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

LO: a pair of die ULO: popcorn

A San Francisco writer, Maneesh Sethi, spent so much time watching Youtube videos or going on Facebook instead of working. He decided to hire a woman to slap him whenever he would get sidetracked, and it was an excellent way for him to stay on track of his work. Try approaching your daily tasks in a different way, and you just might be more productive!

 

Gemini (May 21 – June 21)

LO: keys ULO: ladders

Luckily, there is a pot of gold waiting for you at the end of the rainbow! This is a good month to splurge; however, be careful with what you spend your money on. It might not be the best idea to spend all of your money at once. A lesson learned through past experience can be applied in a present day situation.Gemini.JPG

 

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

LO: acorns ULO:  cake

Something in your world has changed. Should you be worried? The answer is no. Be open to changes, for they may benefit you. Unique new opportunities bring pleasant surprises, because in the end, the grass is greener on the other side.Cancer.JPG

 

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

LO: pickles ULO: hats

Trip has two different meanings; it either means a vacation or an action that causes one to fall. Which one applies to you? That is for you to decide. By the way, have a nice trip!Leo.JPG

 

Virgo ( August 23 – September 22)

LO: four-leaf clovers ULO: pretzels

One movie or book that is worth watching or reading isThe Perks of Being a Wallflower. While we’re on the topic of wallflowers, don’t be afraid to speak your mind or take on a leadership position! Collaborate with others, and you will be rewarded.  Your genuine respect can have positive effects, and these efforts will lead to great recognition.Virgo.JPG

 

Libra (September 23 – October 23)

LO: pennies ULO: broken mirrors

To avoid getting hacked, computer experts suggest people create long passwords with capital letters, numbers, and even symbols. These complicated passwords allow you to keep your secrets safe. Others may try to “hack” into your mind to discover your secrets, so be careful about whom you trust when it comes to your secrets.Libra.JPG

 

Scorpio (October 24 – November 21)

LO: feathers ULO: spiders

Embrace what comes your way! Even the negative aspects in life may lead to something greater. Taking two steps forward and one step back is still getting you somewhere. The more you trust your intuition, the easier your life becomes.Scorpio.JPG

 

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

LO: dream catchers ULO: pizza

Get in touch with Mother Nature, and spend some time outdoors, for it may help you release some unnecessary stress. Perhaps you can take a walk in the park or go on a fun weekend trip with your loved ones. Creativity is stimulated by a change of scenery.Sagittarius.JPG

 

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

LO: eggs ULO: knives

Even though people often say that you should “play by the rules,” some of those rules don’t necessarily apply to you. Don’t fear being unique! Dare to become original and brilliant! Keep your eye on self transformation, and you will improve your sense of well being. Keep in mind that you are the star!Capricorn.JPG

 

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

LO: socks ULO: owls

Don’t fight for something that is destined to leave. Learning to leave and let go is not always bad.  You may feel unhappy, but don’t worry! Unhappiness is only temporary if you choose to be more optimistic. Move ahead on your personal priorities.Aquarius.JPG

 

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

LO: a stray eyelash ULO: salt

Within five minutes of waking up from your dream, you usually forget half of your dream. Unsettled dreams and feelings often mean one is taking on too many tasks at once. All of these tasks do not receive adequate attention, so it is best to finish one project before starting the next. Pisces.JPG